Dung

Fresh horse dung has the power to instantaneously turn the pookies into pigs...

 I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.

(Churchill)

Sleep

YAAAAAAAWWWWWWWN....

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn.
(In his house at R'lyeh dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.)

(H.P. Lovecraft)